I mean, are you supposed to get it? You're a Cool Internet Person, who writes for a Cool Internet Website. You're supposed to be too cool for him. He makes music for people who aren't like you, you make fun of him and his fans for people who are like you. We all fit into our place in the universe. » 2/26/15 7:04pm Yesterday 7:04pm

On a trip to NYC in high school my brother and his friends discovered that you could view 15-minute previews of pornos on the pay-per-view system. One featured a guy in a bird mask who did unfortunate things with its beak. He became known as the Birdman when they told the story. » 2/23/15 1:14pm Monday 1:14pm

No joke, I once commented on a Facebook group that I didn't think Hinkie was some sort of genius and this dude tried to comment-bomb my blog about education policy and research methods with pro-Hinkie propaganda for like three days. People are turnt for the Process. » 2/19/15 5:17pm 2/19/15 5:17pm